English Poem

Now ppl always say that University student lack of Creativity.. Lols..
I quite disagree with that.

A Poem of INTI


At first I love INTI
But INTI loves my money
I ask money from daddy
But daddy asks mummy
Mummy goes to INTI
And find out why INTI's so greedy
The lift always mati
And the guards look like monkey
That's why I started to hate INTI

INTI don't love me
What for I love INTI
All they need is money
Nothing but money, money and money

The lecturers teach like bugs bunny
No wonder they're so lousy
And their faces look so funny
Like Talos the mummy

Futhermore, more more money flows to INTI
But they never plant more trees
All because they want to save money
Make all students feel hot to mati

First I entered INTI I got no kaki
Later I found someone likes to play tai tee
Then I started don't want to study
Here we can find a lot of kaki judi
That's why we must blame INTI

Since I entered INTI I cant see any leng lui lili sexy

Even the lecturers are more pretty
I always want to date them for tea
But I always kejar they always lari

Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si
People said his pucuk already mati
Even Viagra also tak boleh jadi
That's why loh people say he is 'cc'

He likes to tell jokes to everybody
But his joke never funny
Sometimes people thinks that his crazy
Dr. Lim so pity

INTI's toilets really smelly
No water no api
Even you haven't pee
You want to lari
Always complain they also say soli soli

Tan yew sing always said his INTI got quality
Instead everyone knows they are lousy
INTI motive just to earn more money
So that they can pay lecturers salary
And INTI share in KLSE can naik lagi
Waterfish like us always press by INTI
Just to tipu more more money

That is all the story about INTI
Which loves money
But after all I still come to INTI
To contribute money


(u r not in INTI?
u r very lucky
coz INTI cant bluff ur money
just cabut n jangan kembali~!!)

Student of INTI
noway to lari
already jadi SuiYee (waterfish)
plz tell everybody
jangan kena tipu lagi




And this~ frm mmu



I join MMU because
I thought MMU would be a good uni,
but end up wanna lompat from Ixora...

MMU full name is
Money Making University
All thing is money money money
no money u can alive here

Library need pay fee , lab need pay fee
all thing is money money
receive our money n cant get any service
Public holiday library close , ramandan also close
if want to do revision u find place urself la
many mmu student go to mcdonald to do revision
so kesian la ......

Admin people not helpful,
always ask us to tunggu, tunggu, tunggu;
do things slow like siput,
remind again kena marah like gila...
The MMU staff always ask us go to different division
say that this thing is refer to another division
always lari from here to there
finally go bck to sm division we go before

I drive CLK to MMU everyday,
kesian my Cute Little Kelisa got no place to park,
so I always park outside mmu,
but end up MBOB give me summons...
-RM100-leh

MMU always claim itself ada standard,
but you will vomit when u know the truth,
paying RM5,000-plus every semester,
but you'll never get the value of 5k ...

lecture here is very 'GOOD'
wat they say u will not understand or wat they talking
u better study at home la
mmu always look us like 'waterfish '
paying so much but still empty!
think carefully before choose the university